The perfect flight would give passengers an upgrade on arrival, have David Walliams as chief of cabin crew and be piloted by Prince William, a study has found.
ANA, Japan’s largest airline, polled 2,000 Brits and found take-off would be at 10:45am and Jamie Oliver would cook them a designer chicken dinner. Champagne would be the complimentary drink of choice, served 27 minutes after departure.
When in-flight entertainment started, passengers would prefer to watch the James Bond favourite, Skyfall.
The survey also found that on the perfect long-haul flight, British flyers would like six members of cabin crew and be served their in-flight meal 48-minutes after departure.
Passengers would like to live nine miles from their departure airport and would like to be able to board their perfect flight 32 minutes after check-in.
Seats would be in rows of two and only 66 people would be able to board the aircraft.
Other preferences included 7kg of hand luggage allowance and children would be allowed on the aircraft, but only if they were quiet.
Passengers of the perfect flight would also like to experience the culture of their destination at check-in as many agree their holiday starts when they arrive at the airport.